Ok so it started out good,
I had woke up before my alarm but then I spilled my Protein shake all over the kitchen floor while trying to shake it up in a new container I got from my job…(OMEN)
Whatever lil' spill, still left out early and had everything, I was ready.
Got to the bus with 5 mins to spare--
Then got on the metro didn’t have to stop to add fare I was good to go--
Got off the Greenline at U Street and as I reached the elevator I checked my phone clip to find… no phone,
SON OFA...
I had mistook the wallet in my pocket for my phone and had left the phone somewhere near or on the seat… that or I got GOT…
In a word BLOWN
Walk to the place of employment…mad
Get the my job and just lay in my classroom pouting as I lay lounged against a bold green child sized couch. Then I get the motivation to do something about it…
I call sprint, and realize I am past due… so I pay the bill only to be told from the Jackasses at Asurion that my insurance didn’t count cause the phone was not activated at the time it was lost/stolen...
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch
So I am texting on my computer to my gf to try to get the Metro lost n found and then I stop getting responses, and what do you know, a teacher has to leave early so gues who has to work for 7-5 this guy…
Finally go to the lobby and call home to be told that I had like a dozen responses to the texts I was sending and all she kept getting was hello, mostly cause I wasn’t getting anything on my end, and she had now been waiting for a full hour to pick me up from the metro that I had not even got on yet….
In short on August 26, 2011 it was written… FML
--H00k
On a more positive note I did remember to grab my jacket before it started to rain… (it’s the little things)
